Our process - How we work

We collaborate with our clients to gain a deep understanding of their business and objectives. By analyzing their operations and identifying key challenges, we tailor our approach to address their unique needs.

Our team of private investigators shadow the company director’s for several weeks while our account managers focus on going through their trash. Our senior security experts then perform social engineering hacks to gain access to their business accounts — handing that information over to our forensic accounting team.

Once the full audit is complete, we report back with a comprehensive plan and, more importantly, a budget.

We build together with our clients, working closely to understand their needs and develop applications that are tailored to their goals. By immersing ourselves in their business, we strive to create the best possible solutions.

Each client is assigned a key account manager to keep lines of communication open and obscure the actual progress of the project. They act as a buffer between the client’s incessant nagging and the development team who are hard at work scouring open source projects for code to re-purpose.

Our account managers are trained to only reply to client emails after 9pm, several days after the initial email. This reinforces the general aura that we are very busy and dissuades clients from asking for changes.

We are dedicated to delivering projects on schedule while maintaining exceptional quality. Our team creates high-performance, user-friendly applications tailored to your business needs. With a focus on innovation, practicality, and seamless functionality, we ensure that our solutions help drive your business forward.

Despite largely using pre-built components, most of the progress on each project takes place in the final 24 hours. The development time allocated to each client is actually spent making augmented reality demos that go viral on social media.

We ensure that the main pages of the site are fully functional at launch — the auxiliary pages will, of course, be lorem ipusm shells which get updated as part of our exorbitant maintenance retainer.